Incoherent rambling

Is it just me?

Hello all of you, especially you, yes you, hi. I honestly doubt this is just me, but if I happen to be in a public restroom (thankfully this is rare) and someone walks in having a conversation on their phone, I immediately flush. I do this in the hopes that

A) If the person on the other end isn’t aware of the location of who they are talking to, they are now.

B) The person on my end of this call is embarrassed and decides that using the “rest”room (they aren’t really resting are they?) should be separate from talking to So and So.

I just find it amusing and weird that someone can’t stop a call long enough to pee.

Secretly I hope they are actively participating in a work call and my flushing is heard throughout the land.